When you feel like a 200 year old man with achy bones, it’s time to get in the hot tub.
Jen has lived here for 13 years. She has never been in the hot tub. I have lived here for 6+ years. I have never been in the hot tub.
Are we dumb? Probably. But take a look at where it is – in the middle of the building. How odd is that? Hard to relax when half the building can see you. Or so I thought.
Even so – some of you may think we are stupid or silly for not ever using our hot tub. Well to that I say – there’s no lifeguard on duty?
I don’t know why we’ve never used it.
But now desperate times call for desperate measures.
Plans for summer: Rehab in the pool on the roof. Loosen up in the hot tub. Ride the bike in the exercise room to keep the blood pumping. Guitar Hero to keep the mind sharp and improve my terrible sense of rhythm.
This is the summer of my recovery.
I wonder how many of you are going from feeling sorry for me to being jealous of me…?